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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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