Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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