my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i can't believe i had my finger in that
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
