I want to stick my p in your. b.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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