Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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