Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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