i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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