the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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