You're so nebulous sometimes
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i out mim tonsoeep
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