I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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