That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
