Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When are your genitals available?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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