Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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