dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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