i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
someone owes me an orgasm
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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