Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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