Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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