I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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