Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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