He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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