used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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