I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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