: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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