You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My life is pants optional.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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