we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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