so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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