It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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