Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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