this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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