They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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