its not stalking. its research.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize