To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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