Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
sex in a hospital.. check
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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