these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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