She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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