I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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