did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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