Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Your dad touched me again.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
