i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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