apparently the secret to your success is patron
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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