Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
All I want is dick and wine.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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