i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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