hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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