There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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