U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there's paper in my vomit.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Randomize
