I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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