Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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