Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
