Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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