ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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