Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think your dad took our porno
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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