I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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