oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have post one night stand depression
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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