I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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