Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Randomize
