singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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