I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you have to choose: penises or morals?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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