I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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