Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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