yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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