Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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