this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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