Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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